You know you’re a spoonie when…
…It’s three in the afternoon and you feel like you’ve been running around like crazy all day but when you look back on the day you realize you’ve actually done nothing.

…You’ve been on hold for 30 minutes and you really don’t want to lose your place in queue, but you’ve got three days of laxatives and a week worth of crap ready to come out…now…so you sigh and hang up.

